inspiration taken from the 'Once and Future' comic series perhaps? pretty much this exact thing happens in it. it's quite short and finished, highly recommend it!

surely this distribution should have some skew?

I get that it's not the main point of the article, but is she seriously considering that someone's meal choices are good indicators of whether they'd make a good babysitter?

Yeah I wasn't serious, just figured Prussian flags and habsburgs doesn't compute

I'm sorry, it's just you that has no sense of humor

They're waving Prussian flags, so more likely they found a Hohenzollern

Then I guess dutch people celebrate Christmas twice?

That's the feast of Saint Nicolas, not Christmas, celebrated on December 5th or 6th depending where you're from. This is also the origin of santa clause, the custom having been taken to the US by Dutch immigrants and it morphed there

Are you arguing that distributing more money among Kenyan villagers is "distribution of spoils among those that benefit from colonialism"? Like, you see Kenyan villagers as the beneficiaries of colonialism?

The cup looked rather big to me, but I didn't know how big 44oz was. Guys, it's 1.3 liters! Why tf are they carrying a 1.3 liter cup? Do they really drink that much in one day?

So from within vim :!pkill vim?

I'm convinced this is why Rutte resigned, didn't want to end up like the brothers de Witt

Yes please, I would love not being able to scan comments to see if they are relevant to what I'm trying to do

You could use jq, which will work no matter how the json is formatted.

Without trying it out, something like the following might work:

jq '.path.to.key.to.change |= 11' file.json > file.json.tmp && mv file.json.tmp file.json

I'm an older millennial, never used a fax machine in my life, wouldn't know why I'd ever want to learn how either

Oh my god, so I was actually fashionable for once?

In my imagination they sell pork fat, pork dripping, beef tallow etc and bread to soak it all up. I'm not sure I want to look it up to find out what it actually is