Pretty clever actually.

The glove didn't fit because it was all dried up and crinkled from being kept as evidence for so long. They had him try on new gloves of the same type and they fit fine.

Remember the cadet at West Point who was about to graduate, who was photographed with a 'COMMUNISM WILL WIN' card under his hat he was about to wear while walking across the stage to get his diploma?

Hmm...I would disagree. The US is the Saudi Arabia of food. Well over self-sufficient and a major exporter. We were also (briefly, under Trump) self-sufficient in energy. No need for energy = no more Middle East wars.

But of course nobody wants the wars to end, so a flimsy excuse like "we don't need the oil any more" won't fly at all.

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I chalk it up to a failure of imagination. Europe has for so long suckled at the US teat that having ideas of their own seems an utterly foreign concept. They could...but they'd have to cast off 80 years of what they've long been accustomed to.

The really hilarious part is Trump wanted to take Europe behind the woodshed for being useless, sanctimonious freeloaders. Now the deep state is doing it instead. They're going to get all the credit.

To act fairly would be to follow the rules. To act capriciously is to be the rules.

Is that the one where the female lead gets raped over and over? Might want to put a content warning and spoiler tag on that.

It's because the public schools fell down on the job over, and over, and over, and over. With bureaucrats, taking their influence away is the only thing they understand. The kids don't really have anything to do with it.

I remember one of those old-fashioned "Demotivator" posters with a picture of Khan from Star Trek II with his face bloodied when he's trying to self-destruct the Reliant and take Kirk out with him and the caption "Spite: it's not about me winning, it's about you losing"

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US soldiers regularly rape Okinawan women. That is, when they're not driving drunk and smashing into cars full of families at 90mph.

The Party must control the gun; the gun must never be allowed to control the Party

Joe Rogan is the friend a lot of American men wish they had. But they don't.

So they have to make do with a parasocial relationship that will never, ever be reciprocated. LOL.

:forever alone:

I guess that meme is too old for this site

LOL in Austin. This place is going to get stink bombs lit up at the premieres and the fire alarms pulled every night.

Well, women only preferring the top 5-10% of men isn't new and long predates dating apps and even capitalism.

The government fobbing off its work onto you and you doing for them with a smile is humiliating. No compensation, no acknowledgement, all they got were cops and national guard trying to get them out of the way and stop them because they were making them look bad.

OJ wanted the white life, and he had it all. Wealth, fame, loved by pretty much everyone in America. He lived in a mansion in Brentwood and he even had a white trophy wife.

In fact, his white life was so authentic that his white wife did what most white Brentwood wives do: she found a handsome boy waiting tables at a restaurant she liked, and she cheated on her husband with him. This wasn't a big deal, everyone does it. But boy, as soon as OJ found out he flew into a murderous rage and used his remarkable strength to butcher the both of them with a Bowie knife. He knew what he did, and flew to Chicago to escape. Indeed, it's forgotten but that's what he did until the cops called him to come back so they could investigate and find the real killer. I still remember the press conference at noon, long before The Chase, when the spokesman brought us up to date on the situation and then says, "We are now...actively searching for Mr. Simpson." And the whole room gasps audibly.

Because they're doing the government's job? At their own expense? It's deeply humiliating.

Faaaaake.

Men get a tiny number of replies on dating apps, bot or no. If he did have an actual bot, it would be worth serious money and probably be banned from all the dating apps quickly. They make their money from desperate, lonely men.

It's what you do when you have no counter space