sings this in an infinite loop to the TMNT theme

If there's a war against trans people Lockheed-Martin is not going to be on our side

In this scenario someone would have already come up with an open-source creative commons car that you could edit to fit your specific needs as a driver.

I'm like 99% sure we invented banana ketchup solely to fuck with white people.

This isn't some traditional Filipino cuisine. It was created right after US army bases started setting up. We weaponised foreign culture being contextualized as "weird" and "other" and it's fantastic.

There's gotta be someone out there who was the first person to post hog online. That guy divided the 'net into a pre-hog and post-hog era. He forever changed the landscape of digital culture.

British people will still get freaked out by banana ketchup though

Apparently if you're going to claim to be the official Chapo Trap House scratch account you need things like "verification"

Yes, the one I got IP banned from.

Also would like to add that this person is a literal tankie. Not like a "Stalin did nothing wrong" tankie. I mean, literally, like a furry but for tanks.

context: OP is mad they can't put vore in a project

Haha wow no way. Me too

I do :)

Plugged into an AI text completor:

"Now hear this! I am going to watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Charlie Brown's Christmas. I'm going to listen to Baby it's Cold Outside and Santa Baby. I will continue to use the phrases "bring home the bacon", "kill two birds with one stone" or any other damn thing that may offend you. I've had it with all this political correctness. If you don't like me, you don't like me. If you don't like my choices of movies, then you can choose to spend a little less time with me in your life. If you don't like my marriage, don't get married, marry someone else. If you don't like my life, get out of it. If you can't deal with a black President, try a Hispanic one. But don't be so racist that you tell me you don't want to have a black President because of something my Daddy might have said in the past, that may have been hurtful. So back off "

apparently the unabomber manifesto does not constitute a "legitimate topic of discussion"

shinji is trans

educational children's programming platform that doesn't like when people talk about "sensitive international geopolitical conflicts" in their online forums

I've been using VPNs and alternate email addresses to get around their shitty network security since. They can literally do nothing about it

Why are you racist

Mayonnaise, just plain mayo on a spoon, counts as a sandwich