If we're talking magical immortality, as in you can't die, at all. Then the fact that however much enjoyment and experiences you get while the universe still exist, it will be followed by an infinite stretch of nothing after the heat death of the universe.

Not exactly what you are looking for, and not only cooking, but the Townsends channels has a bunch of old recipes and how to cook them.

Bone Tomahawk.

Milk.

Middelfart in Denmark.

That said, we also have Lolland

That is just "less spam by obscurity". If that is what you want, your best option would be to write your own chat application and be the only one using it.

The fact that bad actors can misuse X is not really a good argument for not using X appropriately, IMO.

I don't even know who moderates that room. It was not the first Matrix room I joined, actually I don't think I've ever been in it. But as you find the moderation lacking, you could volunteer to be a part of the moderation team. Be the change you want to see in the world :)

"We need to talk."

What makes you think it would be better on XMPP?

Intentionally using the wrong ligger/lægger (lie/put down, in danish) in a text to my SO. She lovingly annoyed me back by intentionally not noticing it.

Water. At least here in Denmark. Bottled water is less regulated than tap water.