It's the part of the year when you can make any piece of art taking place in or in any way related to summer and I will cry at it

tragic

That is pretty nice, and also makes like three pairs of them look like a gay couple, which I am into

People will almost certainly prefer speaking English to you outside Spain or the German-speaking countries, and also probably inside them, sadly. Just learn a couple of useful words per country as you travel, some places love that shit. Sounds like you are a little more motivated to learn Spanish, which counts for a lot, so I would go with that.

I've come back from the dead to tell you that the religion that got it right was actually Robespierre's Cult of the Supreme Being. Heaven is populated by a handful of French people who died in year II and they are getting kind of bored of each other. Just thought you should know.

I simply never ron if my hand is so low scoring that I would have to care about fu

A guy gets a circumcision every day for 30 days and then dies of alcohol poisoning

Foods and drinks that get better with age ranked by how flattering it is to be compared to them:

1. Wine
2. Brandy
3. Liquor
4. Tea
5. Soup/stew
6. Cheese
7. Pickled vegetable/fruit
8. Soy sauce

getting banned from hexbear for carbonarism

Don't worry, it's just me

The character is actually from comics by Carl Barks, where he first appeared as a Christmas Carol-inspired misanthrope, but became a regular character and evolved over time. While he isn't some anticapitalist propaganda villain, he is portrayed as a greedy and comically miserly exploiter of even his close relatives, but it varies depending on the author. I haven't seen Ducktales though.

They let video makers A/B test thumbnails, I doubt they let users have access to something as valuable as viewers' political leanings

Their filthy nationalist indoctrination vs our history class that sometimes forgets to teach certain things

It being included at all makes me pretty sure whoever made this list has not read these books themselves.

It is similar to the difference between rice porridge and porridge rice.

Dialectical materialism is the kind of materialist understanding of reality you need to do Marxist dialectics, and materialist dialectics is the kind of dialectics you can do from that materialist standpoint. They do not exist separately from each other, so you can't really only do one of them. Even worse, the whole the two make up is often called dialectical materialism, which in this use of the word contains materialist dialectics.

messed up tbh

I do not get these people at all, a restaurant would need to serve me actual human feces before I would even think about complaining

Mahjong anime is so funny because the game is basically rolling dice but they have to create a narrative about it, so they just give the protagonist the world's worst superpower

This again proves that Haus of Decline is leagues above any other internet comic artist

Hooters is short for Hetero Ooters