there's still one slot open to be the leader of the Superstar Saga....

I always thought Superman was Asian/Latino

jesus was real and had blonde hair and blue eyes

martin luther king was not real and neither was 50 cent

(this will be a common take in 2030)

I mean, they've been erasing for 500 years, anyone who's paying attention knows that

we must green the sahara and bleach the french soil

I mean, have you seen the rest of the states

whenever I see westoids say to use X amount, I always divide by 4, or 7

lol I'm the most nature-woo-intangible-health-benefit person on this site and this is pure headcanon

nobody was consuming baking soda 10,000 years ago, you're not "adapted" to it in subclinical ways that science can't measure.

well yea, because there's no resource that POC are allowed to contribute to duh
wikipedia is gatekept by whites

Indigenous Tibetan animal has Tibetan name
for 5000 years
some mayo vacationed there 70 years ago and now it's called a lord tiddlingsworthington's ferret
wikipedia mayos block anyone from making any edits

yea...

scientists surprised to find so many animals unknown to science in well populated region

wow it's almost like "science" is just a bunch of mayos gatekeeping fake names of shit that's existed and been known by humans for thousands of years

also every Chinese language is like 100x more complicated than english so not really a comparison

I'm going to wake up tomorrow and Elon Musk will still be alive

good night!

if we had to have a commie soup I'd much sooner go for any of the 5000 soups of China than borscht no offense

save sharkfin of course

You're pathetic. You want confirmation that everyone else is also to make yourself feel better. It's typical neoliberal nonsense.

nah they're right

noone's minecrafting elon musk

global

nah

these bots never learn, he'll take everything away and the huwyts and their pets will clamor for him

it feels obvious to me that they're trying to martyr him

any number of convoluted plans/reasons for this, but it feels just as organic as when trumps ear miraculously grew back in a week

real tragedy ngl

If he's a patsy then the board members who commissioned the hit probably knew this would happen and aren't even a little bit concerned

Also he's on video saying something about "for the American people" so either he actually did it, or the news is all deepfake AI shit now (wouldn't surprise me)