Functional programming and oop aren't necessarily antithetical to one another. There's no reason your functions can't return objects that are instances of classes with their own methods. You just can't mutate, but that doesn't mean you can't use OOP.

"we are having a baby"

"Yes dude! I am so glad you had sex once! High fives!

Only every time I peg myself with organic produce.

Better work harder, slaves, or I'll replace you with a cotton gin.

Damn he ㄥㄖ几几Ꮆ

I sat next to her on the delta shuttle from NY to Boston once. This was after star wars. Her dad drove her to the airport. He seemed sweet.

Fort Lee represent!

She was Anita's childhood friend, so she was probably in her late 20s. She was just skinny, and dressed like an old lady because that movie was made when that wasn't considered dressing like an old lady.

Ursula's got way more sex appeal. Velumptuous curvature and tentacles is my fetish. That's not even taking into account that she can change her appearance with magic.

I'm hecka woke now

I don't see the rush to going back to normal. All the people who didn't believe in the virus or the vaccine are going to be indoors, like they have been this whole time. My mother is coming to visit and wants to eat indoors with us. I'm like, why?

Even besides the risk numbers, which may or may not be ok, I just don't want to be thinking about it the whole time. It would ruin a movie or a meal for me at this point.

I've been learning Western Armenian for a few years. I can sort of talk to my kids or my wife's family and know what people are saying about 2/3 of the time.

MCU is a waste of your time. There hasn't been a good comic book movie since Batman Forever.

Imagine someone offering to sell you weed and acid, then when you ask for another drug they start calling you a narc.

Every time I meet someone who sells drugs I ask if they can get ketamine, but the answer is never yes.

Jesus Christ, Marie

You don't have to read much Ayn Rand to figure that out.

Wait, her son in law is named Harris? Who took whose last name

Yeah, I got super depressed over the last month. My kids both slept past 6am for 3 days straight for the first time in 4 fucking years, and I kept waking up with my heart racing. I didn't sleep more than 3 hours for almost a month, and felt worse every day.

I took a NyQuil to get me to sleep and all of a sudden became hyper aware of the apnea. I would do this thing I called bouncing where I'd fall asleep and then wake back up hard, and I could just tell I had stopped breathing. Happened a lot when I was trying to sleep for a week. I was sobbing into a pillow on the floor at 2am, shaking, asking myself out loud why I couldn't just breathe! I've never had anxiety or depression and I was just certain that I was going to die.

Anyway, I've been on CPAP for a week. I'm still getting used to it, but even my bad nights are an improvement. You should get that shit checked out, if you can. Apnea will kill you eventually if you don't.

For me it's depression brought on by sleep apnea