Pretty sure they get up to all sorts of rape and paedophilia and incest too. This might be a nice fact, but penguins are dirty bitches and certainly no behavioural gold standard.

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What does that mean?

What ties Nicholas Cage to the situation? How is he relevant to the scenario?

Reminds me of that worm that sneezes out its soft palette, and it branches out like veins across the floor

Gotta be tough for carpentry and stonemasonry.

Nobody's friend says that.

Get 'em boys... Get 'em... Get them, those ones right there.... Any time...

But of course.

What else?

Pooftah eh? Spraying his belly with sticky, white love-piss?

Also called 'Devil's Fingers'

Sounds like the first line of a funny poem

Nice reference

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