Among drip should be the anthem of earth, symbolizing our greatest achievements of all time, Amogus :amogus: and inventing da drip :kim-drip:

Home, the day's parent was calling it back for dinner.

Played so much HoMM3 today that I can't stop hearing the battle drumbeat in my head.

Thank you Jerma and Sseth for introducing me to a very :isaac-pog: game

:stalin-approval: Thanks! Will try that next time

I was there when they built a hunting lodge at Versailles, I hunted with King Louie after it was built and I suggested to turn it into a proper chateau. I've seent it.

Me opening pomegranate: WTF NO THIS SHIT SUCKS :sicko-no:

Me eating pomegranate 10 mins later: YES HAHAHA FUCK YEAH WOOO :sicko-speeeeen:

Recently discovered Heroes of Might and Magic 3

I have no idea what I am doing and I love it

I knew I could trust the science :gaddafi-happy:

Gee, it's kinda dark! :curious-marx:

Did ya bring a light? :engels-bab:

No. :marx-goth:

The Science, is it trustworthy?

I am not lost in the sauce, for I had lost the sauce :deeper-sadness:

Seeing this video gave me an idea. Raytheon, if you're listening, hear me out! :important-high-level-ideas:

So, cats can easily fit into tubes of a quite small diameter, whilst their fur fills out the space around them. They can move forward and backwards with relative ease. So what I'm thinking is, get this, cat launcher. So, you get a tube with a launching mechanism, I'm thinking pressurized air, but maybe a springboard mechanism could also work. The cat is pushed out of the tube at great force, at the target, over a long distance. Think some sort of artillery piece, but for launching cats, catillery, maybe. The point of launching a cat at a foe, is to pacify them, by gifting them a cat at a long distance, they will be distracted and too busy petting or feeding the cat to care about any current conflict, allowing troops to peacefully capture their position and force a surrender.

Of course you're thinking, "Is this safe for the cat?:kitty-cri: ", no, probably not. But do not fret! Remember that cats have 9 lives! So with some basic calculations :galaxy-brain: , we can figure out how many times 1 cat can be launched. Assuming both the launch and the landing is unsafe, that is a loss of 2 lives per launch, so a total of 4 launches can be made leaving our feline projectile with 1 life to retire from service with. And on the opposite spectrum, if both the launch and landing is safe, a healthy cat of 9 lives can be launched indefinetly, and if only one part of the sequence is unsafe, then a generous 8 launches can happen before the cat must be retired. :meow-coffee:

Personally, I believe my ideas will usher forth a new age of feline-based :based-department: warfare :meow-tankie: , where the side with the cutest, friendliest and cuddliest cats will win out, with 0 casualties on any side. (excluding potential people with allergies. Better bring anti-histamines.)

Just had an AC-130 fly low over the town. And I mean real low. Why is the military like this?

banned

:volcel-judge: We got 'em

This gun is FUCKED, and it shoots the SHORTEST bullets in the WORLD :unsus:

What's :todd: have to do with nuclear war? Are the nuclear powers just THAT tired of Skyrim re-releases? :fidel-sarcastic:

Damb, and do they realize that every time NATO forces have been exercising in Northern Norway on the Russian border, it's the same thing? No?

:missingram:

Uncle Ben, what happened!?

NORTH KOREA‼️

Love that top comment there

This is just north North Korea [116 points]

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