lmao
serving suggestion: read this aloud in your smarmiest lib voice to a comrade or pet, see if you can get through the whole thing without them shouting indignant interruptions or you breaking up into giggles
I wish Stein would win just to stop the genocide in gaza
she had a staffer write this, yeah? she's so inauthentic that I can't even tell.
https://theonion.com/really-really-really-happy-for-you-kamala-says-hi-1851601546/
BAH GAWD Jr It's Hillary with a steel chair! She choke slammed Kamala through the glass ceiling!! As God is my witness, Kamala is broken in half!
She said, a single vein on her forehead pulsating enough to be not just visible, but audible from across the room.
And it's almost as if it's talking...
my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn...
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
I did not fall off my horse, please don't put it in the history books that I feel off my horse or that I requested for this fact to be removed