four more years of liberals typing up the steamiest Trump/Putin gay slashfics possible on main, with AI images to accompany this time

historic, absolutely breathtaking list of accomplishments, losing my balance trying to fathom the immeasurable skills required to show up twice a week to do nothing

if Nintendo changes how their controllers are attached it is most certainly because they figured out a way to make the connection MORE secure, not less

I unironically think the mouse functionality will make this their most creative game library yet (if only because lots of games can safely include a creative mode with controls that don't suck)

but overall I think Nintendo is past making "weird" consoles since the launch of the first switch, the joycons have let them do the big weird stuff in individual games instead (LABO, Ring Fit) and now the joycons have even more functions. weird is coming even if the console seems standard

Trump dies (somehow)

US starts new war (free space)

climate tipping points pop off (please don't)

I've been waiting for this type of thing to start

I think it's the funniest one

it's certainly the one with the anti-consumerism themes dialed up the highest

it's also the first one to really lean into the DPS-stacking elements of the combat which is fine, because I like those

overall it's good but you can only play the good version on a real PS2 since the ports are DOGSHIT

child proofing

Biden did nothing to prevent the child proofing coming off 100% with the presidential immunity decision

pitching my new show about funny sound effect compilations to Netflix asap

he's fooling the same people who think he did everything he could to rein in Israel, i.e registered Democrats

this always happens to the fellas

relationships

bideo game

"I think Joe Biden pardoned captain Blackbeard and his crew, and I'm tired of pretending that he didn't"

Heinz no. 57, Homosexuality, Häagen-Dazs, Heat pumps, Hunter X Hunter, Higgs boson, Helsinki, Hungry Hungry Hippos...

never mind that the tendency of the rate of profit to fall also applies to AI training

investor brain: "days are shorter than years so it's closer"

I need a pair of shoes like that

and he never will be

we wish you a merry Bill Clintoff