3 2 1 balloons and confetti rain down

One Week by Bare Naked Ladies, notorious bad/meme song

the New Coke of presidents

this is what Obama has been doing with all those drones all this time

to paraphrase Beethoven: "the dog has been destroyed, due to woke"

putting my money on "apes again" like I always do

looking into it

a completely normal unsuspicious all-CEO jury

Swedish immigrant office has already "paused" all new syrian asylum cases because "given the current situation, reasons for asylum can't be determined accurately right now"

when all legal avenues of recourse have been blocked off, only violence remains

ah yes, John Hamas must have accidentally dropped their copy of Mein Kampf in the middle of the street while indoctrinating

claim denied

my primary identity is "being a creative scrimblo"

"being a communist scrimblo" is just an emergent quality resulting from having the ability to remember things

I am the primary reason my grocery store is always out of their lime sodas

SLAMMER

giving AI Reinhard Heydrich apologizing for the holocaust huge titties so he won't be woke

secure permission for Swedish authorities to interrogate the crew and inspect the vessel.

no doubt expecting to find a big box that says "undersea cable severing tools" on the side

first as tragedy

then as farce

finally out of sheer habit

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