@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn't you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I'm working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be

        -Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise

        -Dave must post here daily

        -Court appointed union for your former workplace

        -One of those singing bass fish

        • Shitbird [any]
          hexagon
          M
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          3 years ago

          okay this sounds good. can you insist you're a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal?

                • Shitbird [any]
                  hexagon
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                  edit-2
                  3 years ago

                  you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer.

                  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                    edit-2
                    3 years ago

                    Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy.

                    • Shitbird [any]
                      hexagon
                      M
                      ·
                      3 years ago

                      you and I boths we should go into practice together

                        • Shitbird [any]
                          hexagon
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                          3 years ago

                          "we fuck, we suck, and sometimes we fuck and suck. legally speaking, of course."

                          edit: we don't have to go with this motto I'm just half a 40 of mickey's in now.

                                • Shitbird [any]
                                  hexagon
                                  M
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                                  3 years ago

                                  what is your detective agency named and do you need another detective? i just entered the job market

                                  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                                    3 years ago

                                    Sexy Detectives "Call us on Sunday, we'll be drunk". I'm afraid that's me and my two best friends. We can maybe dole something out for an informant.