@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
are you a lwayer
No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn't you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I'm working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be
-Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise
-Dave must post here daily
-Court appointed union for your former workplace
-One of those singing bass fish
okay this sounds good. can you insist you're a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal?
That sounds very illegal.
yeah, probably.
It's cause they're scared of my raw power that they keep me out
you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer.
Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy.
I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go
Art of the Deal baby!
:capitalist:
Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny.
should I watch that? I've never seen it.
It's pretty good, do it.
It's a good movie
Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek
My Cousin Vinny is a good movie.
edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw
:shrek-troll:
Damn, I haven't seen that in a while. It would play out pretty much the same.
I just like hanging around court rooms and I got passion about the case.
you and I boths we should go into practice together
Fuck yeah. ShitBrain Law Firm Company.
"we fuck, we suck, and sometimes we fuck and suck. legally speaking, of course."
edit: we don't have to go with this motto I'm just half a 40 of mickey's in now.
"Trial over in thirty minutes or your pizza is free"
way better. let's do that.
This will go great with my detective agency.
what is your detective agency named and do you need another detective? i just entered the job market
Sexy Detectives "Call us on Sunday, we'll be drunk". I'm afraid that's me and my two best friends. We can maybe dole something out for an informant.
I will keep you shrek posted.