Always did love the industry attempts to make certain foods manly
Like when Taco Bell did the Loaded Taco Salad (it's got more meat to keep you from being gay!) or when they had all those 10 calorie sodas (men need calories to keep from going gay!) or my personal favorite, when Burger King tried to say that the Whopper was big because RealMen have big hands and need a big burger for big eating
I mean, clearly it didn't work that well because I'm queer as a three-dollar bill and have dainty princess hands
Always did love the industry attempts to make certain foods manly
Like when Taco Bell did the Loaded Taco Salad (it's got more meat to keep you from being gay!) or when they had all those 10 calorie sodas (men need calories to keep from going gay!) or my personal favorite, when Burger King tried to say that the Whopper was big because Real Men have big hands and need a big burger for big eating
I mean, clearly it didn't work that well because I'm queer as a three-dollar bill and have dainty princess hands
truly the most heterosexual sounding thing is to eat a big piece of meat
Just a big, throbbing cylinder of hard meat
which given how cheap that meat is might actually contain chemicals that make you gay
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