This holiday season, shut the fuck up about how much you hate pumpkin spice lol

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Always did love the industry attempts to make certain foods manly

    Like when Taco Bell did the Loaded Taco Salad (it's got more meat to keep you from being gay!) or when they had all those 10 calorie sodas (men need calories to keep from going gay!) or my personal favorite, when Burger King tried to say that the Whopper was big because Real Men have big hands and need a big burger for big eating

    I mean, clearly it didn't work that well because I'm queer as a three-dollar bill and have dainty princess hands