- cross-posted to:
- the_dunk_tank
- cross-posted to:
- the_dunk_tank
Yes, it's an interview with a gusano. Yes, his family were business owners. Here's the peach:
"One day, my sister came home and exclaimed, 'Fidel is better than Jesus!' In school they had asked the kindergartners to close their eyes and pray to Jesus for ice cream. When they opened their eyes -- nothing. Then they closed their eyes again and prayed to Fidel for ice cream, and ... surprise! Ice cream cups on their desks! I remember my mother's reaction: 'Helado! Que rico!' She totally avoided any other comment for fear of whatever she said making it back to my sister's teacher."
I swear shit like this is custom-made to make me depressed
Exactly. These stories are always written so deliberately, almost like creepypastas.
"Fidel turned my family into hyper-realistic skeletons"
SCP-4000, 'Havana syndrome'