6 Ugly Facts Of Life In Communist Cuba | Cracked.com
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We spoke to those who lived under Fidel Castro's rule. Here's what we learned.

Yes, it's an interview with a gusano. Yes, his family were business owners. Here's the peach:

"One day, my sister came home and exclaimed, 'Fidel is better than Jesus!' In school they had asked the kindergartners to close their eyes and pray to Jesus for ice cream. When they opened their eyes -- nothing. Then they closed their eyes again and prayed to Fidel for ice cream, and ... surprise! Ice cream cups on their desks! I remember my mother's reaction: 'Helado! Que rico!' She totally avoided any other comment for fear of whatever she said making it back to my sister's teacher."

  • CheGueBeara [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    lol this sounds like one of the many rumors spread in Cuba by the literal CIA about how the commies are gonna end religion and take your kids.

    • TheModerateTankie [any]
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      2 years ago

      It's like if qanon chuds fled the country and 60 years later their children believed every dumb thing they told them and didn't realize it's insane.

    • RedDawn [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Rumors which they used to actually kidnap Cuban children with the Peter Pan program.