Several people asked for a follow up after I asked if I should do it. Well, I did it. It didn't go quite as smoothly as it did in my head, but the important thing is that I saved the yaois and didn't get caught. Gay crime committed successfully

:mission-accomplished::mission-accomplished-1::mission-accomplished-2::mission-accomplished:

Posting about it might be dumb, but even if someone doxxed me, nobody else at work knew it existed so I'm pretty sure they'd just look like a crazy person. If anyone asks, I made this story up for Hexbear clout, also it was a satirical parody about capitalism's wasteful tendencies, also it all happened in Minecraft.

Another funny angle to this story: years ago, I lived in Japan for a bit, and collected way too much stuff and tried to ship it back in a huge overstuffed box. The box burst open, and I lost most of what was in it - including some NSFW yuri stuff. Once, my gay porn wound up in the hands of a random warehouse worker. Now, I'm a random warehouse worker, and someone else's gay porn has wound up in my hands. The circle is now complete, the cosmic balance is restored. Just like the Biblical story of Job, the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away :theory-gary:

I'm not quite at a place where I can inspect my haul throughly, so I will provide more details on this story as it develops.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I didn't post this in the original thread but my first thought was that if you get caught with it you should just be blatantly and openly honest.

    "I am stealing gay porn from work because it seemed like a funny story to be able to tell people I stole gay porn from work." :gigachad:

    I honestly think a lot of workplaces would be sympathetic to this blatant level of honesty when they are forced into a managerial discussion as absurd as "what do we do about the employee we caught stealing gay porn?". But yeah it depends on the management.

    Anyway, grats on your gay hentai.

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      stealling gay porn that they were supposed to destroy as miscelanious junk decent odds they would just accept that as funny

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Yeah exactly. You'd have to have a particular type of person to not find the situation at least a little bit funny, and if the situation is funny then chances are they wouldn't want to take further action over it. I find it hard to imagine "theft of gay porn" in a managerial discussion as anything other than something quite amusing.

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        often when someone is mad at you just apologising and admitting responsibility completely takes the air out of their sails