Several people asked for a follow up after I asked if I should do it. Well, I did it. It didn't go quite as smoothly as it did in my head, but the important thing is that I saved the yaois and didn't get caught. Gay crime committed successfully

:mission-accomplished::mission-accomplished-1::mission-accomplished-2::mission-accomplished:

Posting about it might be dumb, but even if someone doxxed me, nobody else at work knew it existed so I'm pretty sure they'd just look like a crazy person. If anyone asks, I made this story up for Hexbear clout, also it was a satirical parody about capitalism's wasteful tendencies, also it all happened in Minecraft.

Another funny angle to this story: years ago, I lived in Japan for a bit, and collected way too much stuff and tried to ship it back in a huge overstuffed box. The box burst open, and I lost most of what was in it - including some NSFW yuri stuff. Once, my gay porn wound up in the hands of a random warehouse worker. Now, I'm a random warehouse worker, and someone else's gay porn has wound up in my hands. The circle is now complete, the cosmic balance is restored. Just like the Biblical story of Job, the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away :theory-gary:

I'm not quite at a place where I can inspect my haul throughly, so I will provide more details on this story as it develops.

  • buh [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    you'll never get posts like this anywhere else

    • space_comrade [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      This truly is premium Internet content. Glad to know the old web is still somewhat alive.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I can't shake the nagging feeling that this is fake like every :reddit-logo: story, but I want to believe that we're niche enough that we haven't attracted that kind of attention.

      • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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        2 years ago

        I don't have a way to prove it and I wouldn't share it if I did, but if it was fake, I'd be proud of coming up with it.

          • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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            2 years ago

            I'm not going to post actual evidence of crimes where :fedposting: can see it. Posting about it in the first place is kinda dumb... but the whole thing would be pointless if I didn't tell people about it.