• NPa [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    And God said: Cum in your brother's wife or be put to death. No I'm not being weird, you're being weird.

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      dead brother's wife if he was still alive it would be disrespectful

      the material conditions of the bronze age caused a society that to us is weird

      mainly I was correcting the idea that it's sinful to masturbate and pointing out that the sin there was disrespecting women (again in the weirdest possible way)

      • NPa [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        what if it is impossible to determine if one's brother is dead or alive, perhaps he is suspended in a chamber filled with a flammable gas that is either ignited or not based off the decay of an unstable isotope. I'm gonna need to see the relevant scripture fast, I'm about to bust and I don't want to go to Hell

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          then don't have sex with your brothers wife until you're sure he's dead

          and before you ask don't kill him

          • NPa [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            then don’t have sex with your brothers wife until you’re sure he’s dead

            alright that should be easy

            and before you ask don’t kill him

            oh

            oh no