You know how techbros have this thought terminating cliche about how “they don’t need to be perfect, just better than you?” Well,
This particular deathmobile was stuck behind a truck parked on the side. You know, like what happens in every city. Decides to wait there for 10 minutes. Then it has a change of heart and tries to maneuver out from behind. How does it do this? By doing a 500-point turn resulting in it being lined up perpendicular to the road, blocking all traffic. Another 10 minutes or so. Now it’s decided to make its move. How? Doing a left 270 and running a red light through a busy intersection.
“Through” is the wrong word though, it just stopped in the middle of the intersection and died.
So happy to see this bazingamobile being tested on the civilian population. Place your bets on when it kills its first child!
The weirdest thing about techbros is their aversion to trains or other public transit options. Like bro, don't you want your area to look more like an anime? Vancouver and Seattle are taking steps in the right direction at least.
They think public transit is the province of the poors and the homeless and the tweakers. Trust me, I've been hearing this shit from fellow suburbanites my whole life. Even if they've never once been on a bus, train, or subway.
"BUT WHAT IF WEIRD GUY WITH A KNIFE ON MASS TRANSIT"
I seriously believe that most "spacesteading" fantasies from techbro billionaires are just an extension of their mortal terror of being around the poors.
They want their world to look like an isekai anime where everything is gamified in an easily exploitable way and the "NPCs" exist only to serve them and praise them.