I'm absolutely blown away by this entire chain.

https://hexbear.net/comment/3728686

This is how it all starts:

I'd say YOU guys (Hexbears and Lemmygradians) are bots. In fact, I'm probably talking to one right now.

The pronoun tags give it away. They're completely random. My inbox as follows:

"none/use name" - "she/her" - "ze/hir" - "they/them" - "any" - "comrade/them" - "comrade/them" - "he/him"

Jfc did Russian propagandists just put the pronouns for these bots...on shuffle? I'm not saying all of you guys are bots but it seems like the majority. Lol I wonder if there's a script I can use to shut you down.

Is this a bit? Account is like 8 hours old, and has solely argued with hexbear users lol

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

    Might fuck around and start administering the Voight-Kampff test to people who start yelling about bots.

    • DoghouseCharlie [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Voight-Kampff test quickly becomes a Mein Kampf test when interacting with liberals.
      "You die in a videogame. The first thought that comes to your mind is a slur-"
      "I say it."

    • PeoplesRepublicOfNewEngland [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Obviously the tortoise is a ruZZian bot

      It fails to recognize me, the only philosophical subject in the universe, and is therefore condemned to this fate

    • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      See, this is why there's such a push towards veganism on hexbear. If you're against animal cruelty, then you're definitely not gonna flip the turtle and now suddenly there's no way of clocking a replicant.