happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agowhat if china is building a giant knife to stab through the middle of the earth and kill anyone they want?message-squaremessage-square69 fedilinkarrow-up1150file-text
arrow-up1150message-squarewhat if china is building a giant knife to stab through the middle of the earth and kill anyone they want?happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agomessage-square69 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretrudge [comrade/them]hexbear29·1 year agoChina's several timezones ahead, so they can stab us from the future. We can't see it coming. We need to develop our counter knife program immediately so that we can stab them from the past as a preemptive defense! link
minus-squaresilent_water [she/her]hexbear14·1 year agoit's time to bring back the giant spoon. it was a shield all along. link
minus-squarejack [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear3·1 year agoCongress is allocating an additional $75 billion to the Pentagon for this pressing issue link
minus-squareElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear2·1 year agoWhat China hasn't accounted for is my fucked up sleep schedule What hasn't accounted for is how I will greet the Chinese and their giant knife as liberators link
China's several timezones ahead, so they can stab us from the future. We can't see it coming. We need to develop our counter knife program immediately so that we can stab them from the past as a preemptive defense!
it's time to bring back the giant spoon. it was a shield all along.
Congress is allocating an additional $75 billion to the Pentagon for this pressing issue
What China hasn't accounted for is my fucked up sleep schedule
What
hasn't accounted for is how I will greet the Chinese and their giant knife as liberators