i just thought of that and was like wow china is so scary
It makes me sick they'd even want to do this I mean what is wrong with them
Look, dudes rock, and they don't need to come up excuses for when they just want to dig a big hole
Hey, digging a big hole is science
Probably the best science in fact
☝🤓 uhm akshually if China built a knife like that they would only be able to stab parts of South America
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Which Chinese spy stole the protractor technology? We know that they can't develop original IPs so they must have stolen it.
Quick! Send some feds to harass Chinese researchers! They think they're clever but we know their secret - the spies have this app called "WeChat" on their phone.
Seems likely. We wouldn't even know because it's always night over there when it's day over here, but it's night over hear when it's day over there, so we wouldn't be able to see it!
China's several timezones ahead, so they can stab us from the future. We can't see it coming. We need to develop our counter knife program immediately so that we can stab them from the past as a preemptive defense!
Congress is allocating an additional $75 billion to the Pentagon for this pressing issue
What China hasn't accounted for is my fucked up sleep schedule
What
hasn't accounted for is how I will greet the Chinese and their giant knife as liberators
It's on my agenda after we crash mercury in to mars as part of my scientific plan to fix astrology.
they could stab you through the floor just for posting "tinman square" even tho its your free speech
You don't understand it wasn't just the tinman, the got dang see see pee ran their tanks over the scarecrow, the cowardly lion, Dorothy and even Toto
OH LOOK ITS THE CHINESE SPY BOTS COMING OUT IN FORCE TO DENY THE ULTRAKNIFE WOW OK WE KNOW BUT OK
No what I'm saying is I imagined the same thing so you're probably right about this.
Edit: and it was scary, too, thats how I know we imagined the same thing
If multiple people are imagining this it only confirms to me that China has a mind ray which can hijack the human brain.
You think they've been making microchips in those factories in Taiwan? Really? They're using that machinery to sharpen the finest edge you've never seen. That baby will cut through the crust like butter.
does this therefore prophesize that a future socialist project will unleash the giant fork upon the world in 2100?
or do you think President Kim is already working on it?
Germany. They have human forks. There was meme going on in China where DW published an article about "Human Rights in China" and the cover said "Human Forks" instead of Human Rights really big in Chinese because surprise surprise, German state media knows nothing about China.
