• HornyOnMain
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    1 year ago

    I'm just a small mum and pop feudalist , trying to make my way in the world, but my serfs keep using the word "Lord" against me as a slur

    Without lords, how would anybody be able to till the fields to live? you-are-a-serf

    • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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      1 year ago

      Ugh, simply because you’re enslaving them gives them NO RIGHT to mistender you as proper LANDLADY. I hope they fling you into the ocean in a trebuchet but respectfully.

      • HornyOnMain
        hexagon
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        1 year ago

        Actually I don't like the leader of the serfs who's trying to erode my right to my fields which my serfs work on because I think he's just jealous that a #GirlBoss Lady HornyOnMain, is upsetting the gender roles in the modern Europe.

        It's literally 1566, and it's time to show men that girls can do it* too!

        [*Brutally exploit serfs to do back breaking work for me for their entire lives so I can live a life of comfort]

        • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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          1 year ago

          That sounded like ESREVER SEXISM to me which is UNacceptable. Women shouldn’t”t repress men. If you don’t replicate him with a FEmale so it’s only femails holding womyn back, all the way down, your %BossGirl license will be rewoked.

        • HornyOnMain
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          *Imagine a funny bit about a rich aristocratic french lady going "It's her turn!" to celebrate Queen Elizabeth I coming to power*