Fiefdom? Fuck, thot deleting
and making an account here would get me away from “landed gentry”. Of course the tankie instance wants to invade hexbear like ruZZia into cry me a. Your mods don’t even enforce the anti-horny policy. This place is a joke now with all your brigading. Maybe the ziq alts website is above this kinda thing.I'm just a small mum and pop feudalist , trying to make my way in the world, but my serfs keep using the word "Lord" against me as a slur
Without lords, how would anybody be able to till the fields to live?
Ugh, simply because you’re enslaving them gives them NO RIGHT to mistender you as proper LANDLADY. I hope they fling you into the ocean in a trebuchet but respectfully.
Actually I don't like the leader of the serfs who's trying to erode my right to my fields which my serfs work on because I think he's just jealous that a #GirlBoss Lady HornyOnMain, is upsetting the gender roles in the modern Europe.
It's literally 1566, and it's time to show men that girls can do it* too!
[*Brutally exploit serfs to do back breaking work for me for their entire lives so I can live a life of comfort]
That sounded like ESREVER SEXISM to me which is UNacceptable. Women shouldn’t”t repress men. If you don’t replicate him with a FEmale so it’s only femails holding womyn back, all the way down, your %BossGirl license will be rewoked.
*Imagine a funny bit about a rich aristocratic french lady going "It's her turn!" to celebrate Queen Elizabeth I coming to power*
BDSM where I get
serfsI mean subs to work in a field to make my life comfortableTL;DR:
"Lady HornyOnMain says get in the fucking fields serf"Oh yeah? I’ll bet the POWER DYNAMICS were mutually agreed upon, too. And the plush toy was UNexpectedly SWEET GIFT that made you feel like a VALUED PARTNER. Doesn’t sound very &BossyGurl 2 ME!
LANDLEECH is gender neutral KEEP your amber waves of grain and DO NOT SUBMIT to the UNJUST authority
Lord can be, depends. Generally in Salic Law a Lady who rules in her own right is sometimes (not always) a lord. Some Women were Grand Dukes, not Grand Duchesses Regnant. As is one who owns an Office of the Palace rather than a standard title of nobility. Liz Truss, for example, was Lord Chancellor, not Lady Chancellor.
The grain will be short this year, me lady, the lord has not blessed us with rains
Do you have at least 3 years experience with interrogating revolting peasants?
saying they are revolting is kinda rude, you could just say you're not attracted to them smh
Federfication was a MISTAKE now you all have to chant “HOM HOM HOM HOM HOM HOM” until she’s says
you could have had cornmunism but NONgl when I first saw this I completely cracked up laughing and couldn't think of anything better to add so just didn't reply, best comment in the thread lmao
Welcome serf, the fields are that way 👉
Welcome to trans girlboss feudalism which is so much better than the boring old cishet male feudalism. Be proud to know that you're breaking you're back for you're entire life for a progressive noble who won't benefit you in any way rather than a conservative noble who won't benefit you in any way <3
Hey leave room for us C-listers who are favorite to like 5 people on the entire platform.
Honorable Peer and most extravagant master of this expansive thread,
accordant to the customs of the realm and our monarch's dire need for resources in the coming campaign against the burghers, the Lady of this Fief and her sworn attendants are humbly requested for 31 posts of service in the megathread. should it be decided by the nobles & soverign to retain thine service, a worthy compensation will be rendered every additional 15 posts!
~Your Majesty, the Hexagonal Bear
I shall martial my best! Serfs, I command you to get onto it and post right now! https://hexbear.net/post/363455
stick insects attempt to bow to your glory, get distracted by sudden wind, start swaying instead
I expect you to use your powers wisely, and for the benefit of all
The tragedy of this comment coming just six hours before hexbear defedded blahaj smh
try not to 
for monarchists challenge FAIL 
You work for the SEA EYE AYY?!? 
