ATLANTA—Hopping from foot to foot in front of their laptop and phone screens in fevered anticipation of the former president’s photo, the nation’s liberals reportedly anxiously waited with unzipped pants Thursday for the moment they could finally jerk off to Donald Trump’s mug shot. “Oh Christ, come on already,…
The Onion was a bit slow within this one. I saw a liberal post an image of a lotion bottle hours ago.
Now, to me, a simple country postmodernist, the conflation of political victory and the physical gratification of masturbation, with the photo of your political enemy as the trigger for orgasm, could be indicative of something, but what the heck do I know