ATLANTA—Hopping from foot to foot in front of their laptop and phone screens in fevered anticipation of the former president’s photo, the nation’s liberals reportedly anxiously waited with unzipped pants Thursday for the moment they could finally jerk off to Donald Trump’s mug shot. “Oh Christ, come on already,…
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  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    10 months ago

    It's funny how libs and republicans are so much the same.

    Once Trump's mug shot is released...

    • Libs will cheer.
    • Republicans will cheer too because the mug shot shows that their hero is owning the libs.
  • edge [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    The Onion was a bit slow within this one. I saw a liberal post an image of a lotion bottle hours ago.

    • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
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      10 months ago

      Now, to me, a simple country postmodernist, the conflation of political victory and the physical gratification of masturbation, with the photo of your political enemy as the trigger for orgasm, could be indicative of something, but what the heck do I know

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        10 months ago

        I'm hate watching it but it might be far more than I stand. I fear they're going to use concept of "unprecedented", "no one is above the law", "It's a sad day," over and over and over again. Of course - being libs - they get it ass backwards. They are so disturbed that a president could get a mug shot. They miss the fact and the tragedy that it's the norm that powerful people committing crimes usually avoid any consequences whatsoever.

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        Ninja edit

        Oh fuck. Maddow is talking. Hopefully it's a panel but if it's just hear - the hate watch will end right away.

        • JohnBrownsDream [he/him, comrade/them]
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          10 months ago

          I'm hate watching it now myself and this will be short lived for my own mental health. They'll definitely use those concepts a lot, as well as, apparently, declarations of this being "The Big Night" (wtf, is this the super bowl?)

          Looks like your wish for it being a panel has been granted. A panel member declaring, without irony, "This is spectacle. This is gross."
          You know, it wouldn't be if you weren't presently covering it on live TV michael-laugh

    • NewLeaf
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      10 months ago

      Is it maddow? Those are the best!

        • NewLeaf
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          10 months ago

          Still chasing that high of that time she thought she had something with trumps tax returns. You know how criminals report all their crimes to the IRS?

          Anyway, IT'S HER TURN! to have an actually good breaking story.

          Too bad it will be boring and over in an hour

  • Elon_Musk [none/use name]
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    10 months ago

    "we do not expect to see him except while he is entering and exiting the plane" But here's 3 hours of lead up to those events.