Not to mention that but smoothie implies entirely different consistency, and a mixture of something frothy, therefore I can only assume this version is using literally napalm or some other dissolved agent that makes it even more horrific and yes I am overthinking this but who cares.
MOLOTOV COCKTAIL WAS AN ANTI-SOVIET INSULT
yeah but it makes Molotov sound super cool and now they're taking that away from us
Not to mention that but smoothie implies entirely different consistency, and a mixture of something frothy, therefore I can only assume this version is using literally napalm or some other dissolved agent that makes it even more horrific and yes I am overthinking this but who cares.