no need to write an essay or anything

some libs and baby leftists are kinda baffled by the trump banter here and don't know what's serious and what's irony

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    every american president is a war criminal and should be dug up and tried posthumously for their crimes against humanity

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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      1 year ago

      Every president needs a Cadaver Synod which results in the hand they swore on the Bible to be removed and their exhumed corpses thrown into the river Potomac.

      • silent_water [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        that would just poison the water working people in the area rely on. better to dump them into some ravine to be eaten by bugs.

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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          1 year ago

          You'd poison the bugs and anything else that eats bugs.

          Throw them in a volcano.

                • silent_water [she/her]
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                  1 year ago

                  we can just batch them all, living and dead, into a single capsule so we only need a single launch.

                  • RustyVenture [he/him]
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                    1 year ago

                    And nothing of value would have been lost in the event of a catastrophic launch failure. free-real-estate

                  • drhead [he/him]
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                    1 year ago

                    Unfortunately the delta-v requirements for a solar "landing" are already absurd (think having an entire Saturn V in orbit, and that still not being enough). How about conscripting them into being the brave astronauts on the Voyager 3 mission, where they will journey aimlessly outside of our solar system? A rocket capable of putting a man on Mars would be very easily capable of yeeting a man out of the solar system.

                    • silent_water [she/her]
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                      1 year ago

                      ngl, hadn't done the math but it surprises me that it's easier to get to the outer solar system than to perform a solar "landing". we don't need to include an oxygen tank, right? should save some weight so they craft can get further from any planets -- wouldn't want to pollute Mars or something by accident.

      • panopticon [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        yes and Trump is like a funnier, more boorish and shamelessly racist/ableist/etc version of Reagan

        Reagan: Fascist Gun in the West

        Hopefully OP gets the point by now

      • Egon
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        3 months ago

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