• Bruja [she/her, love/loves]
    hexbear
    13
    10 months ago

    Give it to Niger as part of reparations. Aim some missiles at France and get Europe to stop fucking with Africa. Create the African Union and have some Soviet/Chinese-style turnaround.

    • @Abraxiel
      hexbear
      15
      edit-2
      10 months ago

      Bold plan to give a landlocked country with no navy an overseas territory. At least consider Tunisia or Algeria first.

      • Bruja [she/her, love/loves]
        hexbear
        15
        10 months ago

        Exactly. They'll never see it coming. Keeps them on their toes.
        Giving Long Island to Mali next.
        Pray the deal isn't altered further.

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
      hexbear
      7
      10 months ago

      it seems like it would be more helpful to give them agriculture equipment and money than an island they never had and probably don't even want full of people who don't think they're nigerien

      • Bruja [she/her, love/loves]
        hexbear
        5
        10 months ago

        Now Niger is getting Mayotte, Clipperton, Guiana, Polynesia, Guadeloupe, Martinique, Caledonia, Réunion, Saint Barthélemy, Saint Martin, Saint Pierre and Miquelon and Wallis and Futuna. Keep pushing and they're getting more islands.