She asked me if I'd still lover her if she turned i to a tree. I asked if she'd leaf me for some other tree dude in that situation. She said no, probably not. I said probably not? So there's a chance? If there's a chance I'd rather cut you down and turn you i to shelving for my video game collection.
And now she's mad at me despite me showing her plans of some lovely styles of shelves I'd turn her into. I need you, chapos, to send me girl-friendly shelves because apparently being able to contain over 150 Sega Saturn games isn't enough for her.
question mark. ?
If I was turned into a tree I'd want a root burrow for critters, a hollow top for birds of prey. Some bat pockets, a bees nest, squirrels. Every creature that dwells in the wood. Like a mini aircraft carrier of wild beasts. Clawing and swooping at meddling bystanders.
Not letting woodland creatures get all up inside my wife, sicko.