"Why do some water bottles go glug glug instead of sploosh when you pour them out?" to mean "I am telling you in an oblique way that I am frustrated by this particular bottle that I am pouring from because it's going glug glug when others pour smoothly."
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"Why do some water bottles go glug glug instead of sploosh when you pour them out?" to mean "I am telling you in an oblique way that I am frustrated by this particular bottle that I am pouring from because it's going glug glug when others pour smoothly."
fuck, this never even occurred to me
this is probably the best answer actually