For the love of God, please craft hobbies and an appreciation for life beyond abstract "utility" maximization. These freaks are so hyperalienated from their own existence that they can't conceive of themselves as anything other than an input. Sorry nerds, you won't find self-actualization by designing a marginally more addictive ad-software or another tulip bubble. Please stop eating the bugs and look at some art for a fucking change.
It's the only morally correct thing to do according to Utilitarians.
This looks like a job for Utilitarianism Man! (cw: gore and death references)
https://existentialcomics.com/comic/426
On one hand, this comic wasted the opportunity to make him look like Ayn Rand. On the other, if that was Ayn Rand, it would have much more CW.
Those children's gruesome deaths are
acceptablenecessary sacrifices if they help us get rich people to Elysium sooner, according to Longtermists.