Checkmate big Pharma, I'm a poster-pilled serotonin factory now. I've seized the memes of endorphin production and liberated myself from Capitalism. Posting is praxis and I'll cry if anyone tells me otherwise, so you better not! You'd hate it. I'm a real ugly cryer.
Post or die, liberal.
This is an actionable threat*
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*Just kidding! This is satire and I would never threaten my friends on this website, even if they're libs
Posting is the little-death that brings total obliteration.