https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/12/business/walgreens-freezer-screens/index.html

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
    hexbear
    37
    9 months ago

    It'll be baffling if it even hits any market at all. They're a decade or more behind the actual research outfits working on brain interfaces and all their "research" has just been replicating the same experiments that were being done by actual researchers 15 years ago.

      • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
        hexbear
        28
        edit-2
        9 months ago

        The most immediate use case for a crude neural interface that managed to not trigger rejection and healing/scarring mechanisms would be things like restoring sight (this has been done experimentally, effectively giving people a low res greyscale sort of sight from a camera - note I was seeing stuff about this a good 10-15 years ago so it may be better now, actually) or interfacing with advanced prosthetics for people with spinal cord injuries (another thing that's been managed experimentally, with exoskeleton braces for their legs that allow limited mobility - note I saw videos of this in action 5-8 years ago, so this may be further along than that now). That sort of thing is basically the limit of the technology at this point, which is honestly amazing but is still a far cry from the sci-fi dream of being able to integrate AR interfaces directly into one's senses or do full dive immersive VR shit.

        Neuralink is far behind on even those fairly limited medical applications from what I've heard, and is basically just a grift by the engineers to pretend they're working while cashing paychecks from the dumbest man on earth.

        • combat_brandonism [they/them]
          hexbear
          26
          edit-2
          9 months ago

          (this has been done experimentally, effectively giving people a low res greyscale sort of sight from a camera - note I was seeing stuff about this a good 10-15 years ago so it may be better now, actually)

          it's worse, the for-profit company spun up to privatize the gains of that public research went bankrupt and put their patients into a cyberpunk hell of having to crowdsource parts and repairs for their cybernetic eyes

          • OgdenTO [he/him]
            hexbear
            12
            edit-2
            9 months ago

            Yeah that whole situation is fucked up.

            https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete

            • PaX [comrade/them, they/them]
              hexbear
              23
              9 months ago

              Yet in the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic, he heard troubling rumors about the company and called his Second Sight vision-rehab therapist. “She said, ‘Well, funny you should call. We all just got laid off,’ ” he remembers. “She said, ‘By the way, you’re not getting your upgrades.’ ”

              WHAT THE FUCK

              WE HAVE BIONIC EYES BUT NO ONE IS MAKING THEM ANYMORE?? THEY """"MOVED ON"""" TO OTHER TECHNOLOGY AND JUST GHOSTED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WALKING AROUND WITH UNMAINTAINED BIONIC IMPLANTS?? WE HAVE BIONIC FUCKING EYES AND MUSK WANTS TO FUND HIS MONKEY BRAIN TORTURE IMPLANTS INSTEAD???

              amerikkka-clap agony-mescaline amerikkka-clap

              The market works, folks!

              • @Abraxiel
                hexbear
                19
                9 months ago

                "Sorry, the abstract utility of you paying to have vision was judged to be less than that of our investors buying more rental properties."

        • loathesome dongeater@lemmygrad.ml
          hexbear
          15
          9 months ago

          I didn't know that. Thanks.

          So Neuralink has not pit forward any concrete plans or expectations? I could respect the grift if they were not killing monkeys for it.

          • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
            hexbear
            16
            9 months ago

            AFAIK they've been very vague about their plans in general, and what's come out about the experiments they were doing points to them being the sorts of things that I was seeing in documentaries 15 years ago and that they're just trying to look like they're doing something by replicating old experimental research.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexbear
        22
        9 months ago

        I don't even know what their value proposition is

        soypoint-1 JUST LIKE THE CYBERPUNKERINOS soypoint-2

        That's it. That's the value proposition.