.@NYCMayor with the robocop, which cannot make the heart with the mayor because it has no arms

Nitter

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      15
      9 months ago

      "I'm hungry."

      "How? We're not people - we don't have hunger or stomachs."

      "Let's get cheese burgers, chili fries, and vanilla milkshakes."

      "Okay. Wait. I'm getting a message in my hidden earpiece that there's a bank robbery in progress at the First National Bank eight and a half blocks away on Main Street."

      "Never mind the burgers. Let's catch some bad guys."

      To the dashboard he says: "Siren and flashing lights on." To his partner he says: "Hit it."

      And their EV patrol car burns rubber.