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  • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Stalin is listening to daily reports from Party ministers. Final report mentions popular new moustached clown named "Josef."

    "Liquidate," orders Stalin.

    "Comrade Stalin," asks interior minister, "Perhaps this is too drastic. Maybe have clown... shave moustache?"

    "Hmm, perhaps," muses Stalin, "Shave moustache. Then liquidate."