AFineWayToDie [he/him]
"The greatest enemy of authority, therefore, is contempt, and the surest way to undermine it is laughter."
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·6 days agoIf you give a Democrat three wishes, they'll negotiate you down to one, and then wish for something they think a Republican would like.
·6 days agoDid anyone ever read that book Incredible Cross-Sections? It made the T-34 sound like a death trap.
He is Milei! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
Jones is a loser, though. Trump hates losers.
If you're still quoting Star Wars, you aren't really that upset.
"Y'know, some sort of North Atlantic Bloke Organization... oh shit oh fuck how did all these Nazis get in here"
We are Lisa Simpson trapped with a country full of Homers.
·19 days agoIf you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted.
what a girl gonna do for you when she can't even be arsed to regulate her own body temperature
·19 days ago"Dear Shigesato Itoi, pls add dual wield in next EB patch. I am not a crackpot."
translator's note: translations not to scale. do not use these translations for translative purposes
Too late, they have all been added to my lexicon.
I'm learning basic Chinese and I found out that tofu (豆腐, "dòu fu") means "corrupted bean."
·24 days agoI just had someone I normally respect tell me "I've only seen white people take your position" when I said that I wouldn't cast my vote for genocidal Democrats, were I an American. While they were also claiming that voting for Harris is critical to protecting the American trans community.
I can't even fathom a response to this.
Tell me more!