• Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    9 months ago

    Existence of the tooth fairy and other creatures of the fae realm who feed on discarded human dentin, some of whom may or may not be relatives of the Mothman.

    Santa Claus and his vigil over humanity from atop his fortress of solitude at the north pole, wherein he keeps the scepter that controls the Ray of Judgment that he uses to determine which children are among the worthy.

    The Easter bunny and other extradimensional lagomorphs who excrete high fructose corn syrup.

    ...My kid finally called us out on these last week. I'm surprised that it took as long as it did, although it was hilarious watching my partner try and fail to double down.