• Wheaties [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    31
    8 months ago

    Oh shit, you can even fold the shanties into the ambient ocean sounds diegetically.

    "Ship spotted to starbord! Shiver me timbers, it be the vessel of The Wellermen and they be about to treat us to the classic tune o' [song name] recorded upon the year of our lord [publication date]"

    The hard part would be setting this up and keeping up the broadcast without having to resort to advertising...

    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
      hexbear
      25
      8 months ago

      Still have ads, but their all in dutch for something called the Verenigde Oostindische Compagnie

      • Krem [he/him]
        hexbear
        25
        8 months ago

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        • dat_math [they/them]
          hexbear
          12
          8 months ago

          Spices! What are they for?

          smdh when will the white people learn?

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
          hexbear
          8
          8 months ago

          As a historical sewer I am very interested in your 20% off silk offer.