Well, why stop there?

Someone: "Nooo, I can't read leftist theory because reasons"

Me: [hacks into brain chip]

anarchism-and-other-essays.pdf

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on-authority.pdf

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wretched-of-the-earth.pdf

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lavender-and-red.pdf

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Becoming the hero the world needs and overwriting the entirety of Dennis Prager's long term memory with goatse.

Good luck remembering your kids or how to multiply fucko, that shit's all just a few square inches of Kirkjohn's colon now