• HornyOnMain
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        10 months ago

        cant wait to watch the big boy political film of the summer in 2100 depicting how the 52nd President of the Greater United States of Continental America, President Jordan B. Peterson became the responsible adult in the room to defeat a literal Trans Chaos Dragon and the asiatic horde - all while wearing a hazmat suit to survive in the new post nuclear world ofc

          • HornyOnMain
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            10 months ago

            I just realised that I wasn't accounting for any double terms when I posted this, so like idk, at bare minimum he'd be 85 or so by the time he got elected