RyanGosling [none/use name] to the_dunk_tank • edit-211 months agoMost of the Onion’s jokes come from its headlines or twist ending. Conservatives have one joke and they can’t even understand punchlinesimagemessage-square47 fedilinkarrow-up1118
arrow-up1118imageMost of the Onion’s jokes come from its headlines or twist ending. Conservatives have one joke and they can’t even understand punchlinesRyanGosling [none/use name] to the_dunk_tank • edit-211 months agomessage-square47 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareEvilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear29·edit-211 months ago I'll let you know there's an actual member of congress who identifies as an attack helicopter. Is that too WOKE for you? https://ballotpedia.org/John_James_(Michigan) (Seriously his attack helicopter boom boom bang bang blow people up bloodlust is his persona and campaign identity.) CW imperalism, death link
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]hexbear9·11 months ago John James Sounds like a euphemism for a prostitute's client link
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.dehexbear3·11 months agoAnd a black Republican to boot. Maybe the face eating leopards won’t notice him as an attack helicopter. linkfedilink
I'll let you know there's an actual member of congress who identifies as an attack helicopter. Is that too WOKE for you?
https://ballotpedia.org/John_James_(Michigan)
(Seriously his attack helicopter boom boom bang bang blow people up bloodlust is his persona and campaign identity.) CW imperalism, death
Two first names mf
Sounds like a euphemism for a prostitute's client
LeJohn James
And a black Republican to boot. Maybe the face eating leopards won’t notice him as an attack helicopter.