Not falling for it.
New liberal guy: "We need normalize literal sex pests" average 
wannabee neoliberal journo scum worshipping a literal baphomet, lol
https://theconversation.com/7-creepy-crawlies-you-dont-need-to-be-afraid-of-this-spooky-season-193302
It's not so much "can't" as "won't" with regards to spiders