Not falling for it.
New liberal guy: "We need normalize literal sex pests" average 
wannabee neoliberal journo scum worshipping a literal baphomet, lol
https://theconversation.com/7-creepy-crawlies-you-dont-need-to-be-afraid-of-this-spooky-season-193302
Never seen one of those, but to me it looks kind of hilarious
Like the front claws are so ridiculously large compared to the rest of the legs (and even it's body in some cases), and it's body structure is so round otherwise; it's like it stole the front claws from an actual scorpion and is just pretending to possess them
Yeah where it was initially was on top of a door frame so I kinda ONLY saw the claws. Though I had a scorpion in my house despite the fact there are no scorpions native to my area haha.
Kinda cute once we got him down. Like a muscle builder with stocky little body.