"this is a paper composite material... used for countertops in industrial kitchens." It's actually imitation stone.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    8 months ago

    lol, The Cybertruck truly is the vehicle of the future! The auto-driver can slam you into stationary objects, the solid slab dashboard can cause fatal head trauma, the battery can cremate the remains, and it can even be used as a tasteful mausoleum for your receptacle after the fact. That's just smart design!