"this is a paper composite material... used for countertops in industrial kitchens." It's actually imitation stone.

  • sharedburdens [she/her, comrade/them]
    ·
    8 months ago

    critical support for melon-musk doing what would get me put in prison: making a box that locks, turns rich people into paste, then sets on fire.

    And they pay money for it! he-admit-it

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      ·
      8 months ago

      lenin-sure The capitalist will sell us the rope finance the Cybertruck that kills them

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    8 months ago

    I know that stuff and it's probably harder than actual marble.

    • IzyaKatzmann [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Is that because normal marble would like fracture and split into pieces?

      • Elon_Musk [none/use name]
        hexagon
        ·
        8 months ago

        Real marble is soft. That's why they make sculptures out of it. It's easy to carve. You can cut it with a butter knife if you really want to.

            • IzyaKatzmann [he/him]
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              8 months ago

              How does everyone know this but me? If it wasn't the education system of a lower socioeconomic neighborhood in the imperial core then it must be due to slacking off a ton 🥲

              • Venus [she/her]
                ·
                8 months ago

                I knew about marble being soft and useless from dwarf fortress

                You end up with a lot of rock and ore facts from playing that game lmao

      • charlie
        ·
        8 months ago

        I think marble is actually pretty soft for stone. It’s a 3 on the Mohs hardness scale.

        • IzyaKatzmann [he/him]
          ·
          8 months ago

          You have corrected a long standing misunderstanding, thank you comrade o7

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
    ·
    8 months ago

    lol, The Cybertruck truly is the vehicle of the future! The auto-driver can slam you into stationary objects, the solid slab dashboard can cause fatal head trauma, the battery can cremate the remains, and it can even be used as a tasteful mausoleum for your receptacle after the fact. That's just smart design!

  • Vode An@lemmy.ml
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    edit-2
    8 months ago

    I don’t see any vents. Imagine buying a luxury vehicle with no driver AC in of the climate crisis.

      • Vode An@lemmy.ml
        ·
        8 months ago

        It’s fake news. I shoulda edited, but yeah it has both apparently and it’s also made of paper composite or something.

        People really ought to be required to label misinfo before posting it tbh.

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    melon-musk the Cybertruck simply will not crash or come to a stop. it is entirely invincible.

  • rubpoll [she/her]
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    8 months ago

    I now 100% support Elon Musk's biggest fans driving Cybertrucks at high speeds.

  • GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    He showed up to Twitter his first day with a sink. Dude gets a lot of inspiration by getting blazed and standing in the center of his kitchen for two hours. I can relate

  • Awoo [she/her]
    ·
    8 months ago

    Cool, now I can do meal prep on the go. Chop them veggies on the way home from work.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    "The cybertruck has no airbags"

    Idiot car designed by a dogbrained failson

    "The dashboard is solid marble"

    Jesus Christ it doesn't get any more stupid

    "It's fake marble"

    Fuck off...

  • culpritus [any]
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    edit-2
    8 months ago

    Cybertruck comes with free tombstone, just needs to be engraved with your visage in an automated high speed collision. A unique artwork for your loved ones to remember you by made on demand, just-in-time. It's the peak of logistical sophistication.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Techbros hate regulations and safety concerns with a remarkable focus. I think deep down they have a death drive, even if it is primarily for the deaths of other people. capitalist-laugh

  • DivineChaos100 [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    At least the paramadics who have to scoop up my brain matter and skull fragments will think it looks like something out of a scifi

      • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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        edit-2
        8 months ago

        Most Asian countries had pretty lax regulations on airbags at the time compared to the West.

        • red_stapler [he/him]
          ·
          8 months ago

          That and Takata made like, half of all airbags, and they turn into a claymore mine if they are exposed to humidity

            • red_stapler [he/him]
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              edit-2
              8 months ago

              Lmao I just realized the recall has been going on for a decade.

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takata_Corporation#Defective_airbag_recalls_(2013%E2%80%93present)

              • GinAndJuche
                ·
                8 months ago

                Recall. Recall never changes.

        • Vode An@lemmy.ml
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          8 months ago

          Oof, that’s one of the more important things to regulate too…. Thanks for the context