What kind of sick fuck tries to make a living by playing up caricatures of other cultures and criticizing them for their rude, backwards ideas and behaviors?

Oh well, anyway. Join me, next week, for Funny Armenian Guy, where I - Sasha Baron Cohen - pretend to be a guy who really hates the Turks for some unclear reason. I'll go all through rural America and laugh about how they live and how much its just like the bigoted description of some gross stupid foreigners we all hate.