What if Hamas rigged the inside of a hostage so when a doctor does surgery a little man springs out like a jack-in-the-box, and "pop goes the weasel" plays, but the little man is actually a tiny Hamas terrorist so as the tune ends he shoots the doctor? Scary, right?
No, Hamas will put a bomb inside a hostage's guts and another inside her vagina, so when the rescue team is leaving with her on the copter she will blow up as she jumps from it, leaving Big Boss unconscious for 9 years. 😔
Hamas will capture the wrong guy and spend, like, 15 minutes monologuing at him with a revenge speech he's been practicing for decades. Only to get killed by their own giant robot, shortly after.
What if Hamas rigged the inside of a hostage so when a doctor does surgery a little alien springs out and sings "Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my nightime gaaa-al~!" with a barbershop hat and cane before leaving the diner? Really Scary, Right??
What if Hamas rigged the inside of a hostage so when a doctor does surgery a little man springs out like a jack-in-the-box, and "pop goes the weasel" plays, but the little man is actually a tiny Hamas terrorist so as the tune ends he shoots the doctor? Scary, right?
No, Hamas will put a bomb inside a hostage's guts and another inside her vagina, so when the rescue team is leaving with her on the copter she will blow up as she jumps from it, leaving Big Boss unconscious for 9 years. 😔
Hamas is exactly that kind of shit bag group.
Hamas will capture the wrong guy and spend, like, 15 minutes monologuing at him with a revenge speech he's been practicing for decades. Only to get killed by their own giant robot, shortly after.
Sins of the Father plays while Hamas awkwardly stares at the American hero~
What if Hamas rigged the inside of a hostage so when a doctor does surgery a little alien springs out and sings "Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my nightime gaaa-al~!" with a barbershop hat and cane before leaving the diner? Really Scary, Right??